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My girlfriend has a problem drinking tequila.

She´s not an alcoholic, or anything (that´s my job).

But she is from Japan, which makes her genetically unfit to drink more than 3 shots without getting wasted.

I, on the other hand, I have a problem drinking anything without alcohol at social gatherings.

Why should I?

If I wanted a milkshake, I´d have it at breakfast.

If I was an athlete, I´d drink  a Gatorade.

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I like my social, alcoholic life.

Together, we make a problematic couple.

Because we love our parents, soon we´ll go to rehab and stop drinking that much.

They will pay for our recovery so that their children are born healthy…

 

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