My girlfriend has a problem drinking tequila.
She´s not an alcoholic, or anything (that´s my job).
But she is from Japan, which makes her genetically unfit to drink more than 3 shots without getting wasted.
I, on the other hand, I have a problem drinking anything without alcohol at social gatherings.
Why should I?
If I wanted a milkshake, I´d have it at breakfast.
If I was an athlete, I´d drink a Gatorade.
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I like my social, alcoholic life.
Together, we make a problematic couple.
Because we love our parents, soon we´ll go to rehab and stop drinking that much.
They will pay for our recovery so that their children are born healthy…